Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls

lalondes:

tv show idea: “breaking good”

a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science

(Source: lalondes, via nohetero)

When my friend and I hear there is free food at an event

totally-relatable:

(Source: nawree)

shutupaubrey:

cereal goes before milk i’m pretty sure it’s in the 10 commandments

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