Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls

HI IM VICKI AND I LIKE LETTUCE

wreckedteens:

If you have a nice girlfriend with a good personality that’s great and all but do she got the booty

(via bastille)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via bastille)

lindsaylohoean:

if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends

(via bastille)

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via bastille)

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via bastille)

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

(via bastille)