Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls

HI IM VICKI AND I LIKE LETTUCE
  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

(via bastille)

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

(via bastille)

  • me looking at my own nudes: nice