Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls


university: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship procrastinator. its four-year mission: to explore strange new last-minute study techniques, to seek out new ways to eat ramen and new excuses for paper-extensions, to boldly consume an amount of caffeine no woman has consumed before.

(via nohetero)


when cute boys initiate conversation with you


(via silhouetteme)


treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

(via nohetero)


if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(via nohetero)


i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

(Source: guy, via orgasmic-humor)